Woops.

I value the sake of my well being, and the well being of those around me. Therefore, I will not be giving up chocolate, sweets or cheese for Lent. Believe me, you will thank me later.

Anyway, I subbed yesterday for my mom's third grade class. Cute kids. The highlight of the day was in Religion. I read the Creation Story to them and had to ask them how they would take care of God's creation. Little Paddy raises his hand. This is the conversation that followed:

Paddy: Well, first you take care of Number 1. Then, you take care of Number 2 and-

Me: Paddy! I don't think that is appropriate for Religion class!

Paddy: But, wait, no I didn't mean it like that - I meant first you take care of Number 1 meaning yourself. Then you take care of Number 2, which is other people. Then you take care of the Earth.

Me: Oh. Right. Yeah that's a great answer...

All the other kids to me: You thought it was about the bathroom! You thought it was dirty!

Woops.